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'Crow helps Dean Write His Bio

[15:27] V. Littlecrow W: Hiya!
[15:27] We Eat Bitches for Supper: hey!
[15:28] We Eat Bitches for Supper: brb - gotta switch labs
[15:28] V. Littlecrow W: K
[15:28] *** "We Eat Bitches for Supper" signed off at Thu Nov 16 15:28:09 2006.
[15:29] *** "We Eat Bitches for Supper" signed on at Thu Nov 16 15:29:29 2006.
[15:29] V. Littlecrow W:  I hate drama... unless its fictional... I hate people who can't tell me if they have problems with me to my face.
[15:29] We Eat Bitches for Supper: me too. girls kinda suck like that.
[15:32] V. Littlecrow W: I apparently offended ----- back in ------..
[15:32] We Eat Bitches for Supper: and you're just hearing about it now?
[15:33] V. Littlecrow W: She sent me a nastygram to my G-Mail which I never check, and every time I called or visited, she acted if it was honky dory, so...
[15:33] V. Littlecrow W: It was fucking confusing.
[15:34] V. Littlecrow W: Especially since I have no problem with people yelling at me if I did something wrong.
[15:34] We Eat Bitches for Supper: ugh!! i hate that shit. it's not very fair
[15:34] We Eat Bitches for Supper: pulling the whole "well, if you're not smart enough to realize that you pissed me off, i'll just pretend that we're okay and hold it against you in the meantime" SHIT.
[15:34] V. Littlecrow W: I feel mad for not having an opportunity to apologize and confused.
[15:35] We Eat Bitches for Supper: no kidding
[15:35] V. Littlecrow W: I'm autistic, part of my disease is that my mouth has no filters and that my emotional centers in my brain don't work right.
[15:36] V. Littlecrow W: I'm like Rainman, only more charming.
[15:36] We Eat Bitches for Supper: and way more fuckable.
[15:36] V. Littlecrow W: Shut up, asshole.  So I am trying to decided what to do.
[15:39] We Eat Bitches for Supper: that happens.
[15:39] We Eat Bitches for Supper: try not to sweat it too much
[15:39] We Eat Bitches for Supper: if she's going to be a bitch, fine, let her be that way
[15:39] We Eat Bitches for Supper: seems like something minor to get in a tizzy over if you ask me.
[15:39] We Eat Bitches for Supper: but i also think everyone needs to lighten up most of the time.
[15:40] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i seem to offend people on a regular basis. i don't even know how it happens.
[15:40] We Eat Bitches for Supper: you have that annoying scorpio tendency to be loyal, intense and too damn worried about what people think of you.
[15:40] V. Littlecrow W: You offend lots of people... I believe it.
[15:40] We Eat Bitches for Supper: hahaha
[15:40] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i've been told i'm "too honest" a million times.
[15:41] V. Littlecrow W: You piss me off at times (though you've gotten better) but that's part of what I appreciate about you.
[15:41] We Eat Bitches for Supper: shit, i thought that was the best policy.
[15:41] V. Littlecrow W: I always worry when you are being too nice.
[15:42] We Eat Bitches for Supper: hahahahahahaha
[15:42] We Eat Bitches for Supper: yeah...i'm not very good at that.
[15:43] V. Littlecrow W: You've gotten better on the big mouth end too.
[15:43] We Eat Bitches for Supper: that's probably just goes along with getting older.
[15:44] V. Littlecrow W: Yeah...
[15:45] V. Littlecrow W: Though some people mature faster than others... much like fruit.
[15:59] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i wish fucking cat of mine was toilet trained
[15:59] We Eat Bitches for Supper: he's 'tinky.
[15:59] V. Littlecrow W: I bet.
[16:01] V. Littlecrow W: Well, the credit cards are checking our site right now... the paysite is coming.
[16:03] We Eat Bitches for Supper: excellent!
[16:03] V. Littlecrow W: Will hear word of it in a week or so.  :)
[16:04] V. Littlecrow W: Now I have to come up with ideas for the preview section.
[16:04] We Eat Bitches for Supper: you want more pron by then for sure?
[16:04] We Eat Bitches for Supper: muahahaha
[16:04] V. Littlecrow W: If you want to make more... why...
[16:04] We Eat Bitches for Supper: sure, i'm frustrated enough.
[16:04] We Eat Bitches for Supper: hahah. dorry
[16:04] We Eat Bitches for Supper: *sorry
[16:05] V. Littlecrow W: Frustrated my ass.  I am also thinking of taking "song request" for members.  Give us a song and we'll make pron out of it.  
[16:05] We Eat Bitches for Supper: !
[16:05] We Eat Bitches for Supper: shit!
[16:06] V. Littlecrow W: It can be drawn or puppeted.  Here's an example.  Some fuddy dud requested this soft-pop song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chVPi-CZ34E
[16:06] V. Littlecrow W: Based upon the lyrics or title, we would need to come up with something related to it.
[16:07] V. Littlecrow W: In the case of this song, I would draw Dmitri asking: "Where you go?"
[16:07] V. Littlecrow W: And there would be a thought bubble of Zoya grinning as she get anal probed by aliens.
[16:08] V. Littlecrow W: And as she is having this thought, she's grinning stupidly.
[16:08] We Eat Bitches for Supper: ...this song...is damn good
[16:08] V. Littlecrow W: I love that song.
[16:08] We Eat Bitches for Supper: haha
[16:08] V. Littlecrow W: Crowded House is soft but their lyrics are nice.
[16:08] V. Littlecrow W: And catchy.
[16:08] V. Littlecrow W: Prolly not your regular scene.
[16:09] We Eat Bitches for Supper: right on
[16:09] We Eat Bitches for Supper: actually, you've introduced me to quite a bit of music
[16:09] V. Littlecrow W: I have?
[16:09] We Eat Bitches for Supper: if it wasn't for you, i wouldn't have heard ot or fell in love with that one german song
[16:09] V. Littlecrow W: I love really obscure shit no one knows about.
[16:10] We Eat Bitches for Supper: no joke, i do too, but i think your stuff is more obscure
[16:13] V. Littlecrow W: One of these day's I'll have to send you a copy of Brian Ritchies solo deal.
[16:13] We Eat Bitches for Supper: uff da...i don't think i know who that is..
[16:13] V. Littlecrow W: He's the frontman of Violent Femmes.
[16:14] V. Littlecrow W: No one knows he did a solo thing.
[16:14] V. Littlecrow W: But I think the music request thing might be a fun addition to the site.
[16:15] We Eat Bitches for Supper: yeah, i agree
[16:15] We Eat Bitches for Supper: someone better request cherry pie.
[16:15] V. Littlecrow W: You would want Warrant song.
[16:38] V. Littlecrow W: Now I gotta come up with a good preview section.
[16:39] V. Littlecrow W: How would try to sell a pornsite?
[16:41] We Eat Bitches for Supper: dunno...i'll probably have to think it over
[16:41] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i'm thinking
[16:41] V. Littlecrow W: Okay...
[16:41] We Eat Bitches for Supper: rock out with my cock out
[16:41] We Eat Bitches for Supper: lol
[16:41] V. Littlecrow W: You would too!
[16:42] We Eat Bitches for Supper: and have the url written in sharpie on ol' wibur
[16:42] We Eat Bitches for Supper: *wilber
[16:44] V. Littlecrow W: WHA!?! Say that in standard English, Mr. Ed.  ESL!
[16:45] We Eat Bitches for Supper: hahahaha
[16:45] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i'd write the website on my cock
[16:45] We Eat Bitches for Supper: and wave it around for everyone too see
[16:45] We Eat Bitches for Supper: get thrown out of a few bars
[16:46] We Eat Bitches for Supper: throw some trash cans threw some windows
[16:46] V. Littlecrow W: LOL!!! Where are you going to find a volunteer to take a picture of that.
[16:46] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i'll get arrested
[16:46] We Eat Bitches for Supper: spend a week in jail
[16:46] We Eat Bitches for Supper: then do it all over again.  i take my own pictures.
[16:46] V. Littlecrow W: Yeah...
[16:46] V. Littlecrow W: So Dakota is hardcore.
[16:47] We Eat Bitches for Supper: oh, he better be!
[16:47] We Eat Bitches for Supper: he has to make up for my lame ass.
[16:48] V. Littlecrow W: ROLFMAO!!!  By the way you picked a great porno name.
[16:48] We Eat Bitches for Supper: better that ---- 4th Street.
[16:48] V. Littlecrow W: Suggestions for your bio?  The one in Erotic Illusions sucks.
[16:48] We Eat Bitches for Supper: mm..
[16:48] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i likes hot waz
[16:48] We Eat Bitches for Supper: wax
[16:48] We Eat Bitches for Supper: and paddles with little hearts on them.
[16:48] We Eat Bitches for Supper: well, maybe not hearts
[16:49] V. Littlecrow W: LOL!!!
[16:49] We Eat Bitches for Supper: maybe paddles with fuck cut out of them
[16:49] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i like wax on me
[16:49] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i like to paddle and be paddled
[16:49] V. Littlecrow W: Wax-loving switch... Nice!
[16:50] We Eat Bitches for Supper: switches are funner than doms anyway.
[16:50] V. Littlecrow W: Oh...
[16:50] We Eat Bitches for Supper: and a touch of ADHD.
[16:50] V. Littlecrow W: WTF?
[16:50] We Eat Bitches for Supper: assvaginaassvaginaarmpitassvaginaearvaginaskullfuck
[16:50] V. Littlecrow W: LOL!!!!
[16:51] We Eat Bitches for Supper: I don't mind a session of prostate milking either. i'm pretty open to suggestion.
[16:51] V. Littlecrow W: *faints*
[16:51] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i'll try anything sexually for sure
[16:52] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i've done my fair share of drugs
[16:52] V. Littlecrow W: He needs any taboos though...
[16:52] We Eat Bitches for Supper: yeah, there was this time i huffed some oven cleaner
[16:52] V. Littlecrow W: LOL!!!
[16:52] We Eat Bitches for Supper: didn't do anything other than give me a nose bleed..
[16:52] V. Littlecrow W: I did that once.
[16:52] We Eat Bitches for Supper: hahaha, really?
[16:52] V. Littlecrow W: I did a lot of stupid shit.
[16:52] We Eat Bitches for Supper: taboo...hmm...no animals. i'm an enviromentalist.
[16:52] We Eat Bitches for Supper: so no leather eitehr.
[16:53] We Eat Bitches for Supper: a vegan
[16:53] V. Littlecrow W: Ahhh... a straight vinyl man.
[16:53] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i've experimented enough to know i'm down with the poon.
[16:54] V. Littlecrow W: That's cool.
[16:54] V. Littlecrow W: You rescue horses, right.
[16:56] We Eat Bitches for Supper: as long as no horses get involved
[16:56] V. Littlecrow W: Not horse love, horses being saved from inhumane people.  You know that volunteer thing.
[16:56] V. Littlecrow W: Horse love... not horse LOVE.
[16:56] We Eat Bitches for Supper: oh yeah!
[16:57] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i got a nice house, i know how to decorate
[16:57] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i'm bit of a metro pimp
[16:57] V. Littlecrow W: But you can kick ass in a bar.
[16:57] We Eat Bitches for Supper: vegan metro pimp switcher with a wax fetish.
[16:57] We Eat Bitches for Supper: right
[16:57] V. Littlecrow W: Do you have a family?
[16:57] V. Littlecrow W: You seem domestic.
[16:58] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i'm an only child
[16:59] We Eat Bitches for Supper: as far as whether i've found the perfect lady
[16:59] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i doubt it.
[16:59] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i hate being tied down.
[17:00] V. Littlecrow W: Figures.
[17:00] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i'm free like the wind with my horses.
[17:08] V. Littlecrow W: Okay, I have enough info to whip the bio up.
[17:08] We Eat Bitches for Supper: groovy
[17:24] V. Littlecrow W: You still one?
[17:24] V. Littlecrow W: on?
[17:24] We Eat Bitches for Supper: i was just about to get headed home for some foodin'
[17:25] V. Littlecrow W: I gots something...
[17:26] V. Littlecrow W: Now it works: http://rasputin.eroticillusions.com/free/about.html
[17:29] V. Littlecrow W: Okay... here's your bio, then.
[17:29] V. Littlecrow W:  
 Dean Dakota is regular fixture in Fargo, ND bars, and an older-than-average double major in art and agriculture at a local college. An amateur photographer who enjoys taking pictures of "drunk bitches," but isn't ashamed to play with little dolls. Aside from whooping willing ass with big paddles, getting into frequent barfights and the occassional brush with the law, Mr. Dakota is a sensitive fellow. He works at a horse rescue shelter, is a vegan and believes in new age philosophy. The self-proclaimed "goth cowboy from hell" is a switch and will try anything sexual once, but prefers sloppy wet pussy, wax play and. The idea of prostate milking intrigues him. Mr. Dakota is single, is definitely not ready to settle down.
[17:30] V. Littlecrow W: Typo corrected.
[17:31] We Eat Bitches for Supper: hahahaha
[17:31] We Eat Bitches for Supper: very nice
[17:31] V. Littlecrow W: I thought you like...
[17:33] V. Littlecrow W: Go get some grubbins.
[17:33] We Eat Bitches for Supper: will do
[17:33] We Eat Bitches for Supper: talk to ya soon
[17:34] V. Littlecrow W: Ciaos.
[17:34] *** "We Eat Bitches for Supper" signed off at Thu Nov 16 17:34:21 2006.

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