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Gem and Farmer Bob Update and Furry Cyber - Aug 7th, 2004 10:37:16 pm EST I am so happy! I forced Farmer Bob and Gem to go out to lunch together while Ruby spent some time with grandma. We all went to a relaxing outdoor coffee shop for the discussion, after I nixed Starbucks (ick.) I lead a moderated discussion between them (free of charge of course) and they talked through their problems. After an hour and forty five minute of opening up and bringing issues out into the open, something magical happened, they both realized that their "huge" problems were just a collection of tiny annoyances and important place-in-the-family issues that concerned Ruby's more than anyone else. All they needed to do is talk to each other.

So this is the big news: They are back together, but they need separate homes permanently. They love the sex, they love their friendship, they love each other, but they can't stand to share space together because their little bad habits are mutually irritating, and they don't communicate well when they are trying to pretend the little things don't matter. They decided that they want to live together from a distance.

This change will definitely affact little Ruby. She's been latching to Farmer Bob as if he were a daddy and she's asking her mother uncomfortable questions about their relationship (and mine to Bob's.) Gemini doesn't want Bob to be Ruby's daddy, as she wants her daughter to bond with her bio-daddy. Bob is very distraught about the prospect of being anyone's daddy, but he too knows that Ruby has latched to him just as much as he's latched to her. I suggested they both work with a qualified counselor to help develop boundaries and help the kid adjust. I suggested that Bob call himself Uncle Bob to let Ruby know that he isn't her daddy, but is still a strong male role-model with familial-ties.

We all had a lovely lunch with me as an intermediary. Those two really needed to communicate, because they are still very much in love. Sigh.

On somewhat related news: Gem is working as a plus-size stripper again by popular demand. She stopped working at the club out of self-consciousness, but the owner talked her back into because the customers loved her big brown bootie as much as Farmer Bob does. She really is a good dancer, and like FMG she is obsessed with practicing her routines. Oh yes, and apparently Gem has expressed bi-curiousness towards me after turning me down all these times. *Naughty grin.* Maybe those dental dams yesterday really were a sign. We'll see. If I'm really lucky, I'll get her and Bob.

God I love my psychiatrist skills! happy.gif

Now for my latest session of furry cyber with the Hot Mystery Furry Guy. Ooh! Very little snipped out this time. happy.gif

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HMFG: lick
Zillia: Lick right back.
HMFG: how are you?
Zillia: I was napping.
HMFG: napping?
Zillia: I just saved a relationship.
Zillia: I sleep at really inappropriate times before I go clubbing.
HMFG: so oyu feel fine
Zillia: Yes.
HMFG: wet too?
HMFG: oops
HMFG: sorry
HMFG: thinking of you in furs
HMFG: again
Zillia: LOL! happy.gif I like to be thought of in furs. I will be wearing my kitty ears and a tail so I can blend in with the mundanes.
HMFG: how old are you anyway love?
HMFG: iam 39
Zillia: I am 40. Ooh younger man.
HMFG: older lady
HMFG: still tight though?
Zillia: Yes, but still a club kid at heart. I do Kegels, of course I am tight. :p
HMFG: you have a furry pussy too love?
Zillia: I have a furry pussy right now. I usually wax, but I am growing it out for a friend.
HMFG: for me?
Zillia: If you want me to. I have a buddy who wants to take pictures of it furry.
HMFG: first closed, then spread wide open?
HMFG: hmmm
Zillia: Maybe I could let you see the pics. That would be fun.
HMFG: oh baby
HMFG: maybe?
Zillia: Yes. I would love to show you my pussy.
Zillia: I need to get the pics first. grin.gif
HMFG: be sure to wear fuircoats all the way love
Zillia: I am a little camera shy, but when properly motivated... I definitely will.
Zillia: A long one for you.
HMFG: think about me then
HMFG: a long fox
Zillia: Yes. I will think of you as I masturbate in a long fox.
Zillia: You like blue fox.
HMFG: you have along fox?
HMFG: i love bleu fox
Zillia: I can definitely try to get one. happy.gif
HMFG: promise me
Zillia: I will promise to try to get a really nice one.
HMFG: are you that rich?
Zillia: No, I just love second hand stores.
Zillia: I love vintage.
Zillia: I love glamour.
HMFG: they have always bleu fox?
HMFG: me too
Zillia: Not always, but I will definitely keep my eyes open.
HMFG: pls tell me how you look like
Zillia: 6'3" blonde with silver streaks, bright blue eyes.
Zillia: Short hair.
Zillia: Really pointy nipples.
Zillia: Very pale.
HMFG: long legs?
Zillia: Yes.
HMFG: nice butt?
Zillia: It's big and round. I am a little self-conscious about it, but people seem to like it.
HMFG: baby?
Zillia: No baby.
HMFG: you like anal?
Zillia: Yes I like anal.
HMFG: peeing too?
Zillia: Slow start, but then a lot of fun.
Zillia: Peeing, but no scat.
HMFG: no scat
HMFG: i like seeing you pee
HMFG: so horny
Zillia: None, poop is a turn off. I love to pee.
Zillia: I am very horny too.
HMFG: you love to wrap yourself in furs? so there nothing i could see except your pussy andass?
Zillia: Ooh that would be very sexy!
HMFG: and you fucking my face
HMFG: i think it is good for us you dont live here
HMFG: we would fuck eight days a week i guess
Zillia: Oh...
HMFG: oh?
Zillia: I would love that. I just go insane when I get eaten out in my furs.
Zillia: I would love to ride on your face.
HMFG: you now i love to eat
HMFG: know
Zillia: I would grind my clit against your hot mouth and feel your tongue probe my cunt. I would love that so much.
HMFG: i owuld stick my tongue deep in your pussy
HMFG: unitl i die
Zillia: I am so wet and my pussy gets tighter when I think about the wonderful sensations your tongue gives me as it rolls around my lips.
Zillia: I can feel the electricity of your mouth as the fur rubs against my naked skin.
HMFG: you like my tongue in your sweet ass too?
Zillia: Yes!
HMFG: oh babt
HMFG: baby
Zillia: Lick it all.
HMFG: cant type anymore
Zillia: Whack that sweet cock and cum for me. I am going insane thinking about the pleasure.
HMFG: jerking here
Zillia: I am going to be thinking of this when I dance tonight. I am playing with my pussy too.
HMFG: stick your fingers deep in it and let me taste your fingers
Zillia: Imagine those strangers dancing with me having no idea how wonderful you make me feel when you tounge fuck me. Taste my wet fingers, my juices are very warm and sweet.
HMFG: feed me with it
Zillia: It smells good too.
*snip*
Zillia: Taste it... it's like sweet almonds and cherry tonight in flavor.
*snip*
HMFG: let me hear your pussy moan
*snip*
Zillia: Oh my heaven, my pussy is so tight and hungry. No. I am not using my computer.
*snip*
Zillia: My pussy is so tight around my fingers. I can't figure it out, and I'm masturbating too much. grin.gif
HMFG: hmmm
HMFG: :-*
Zillia: Maybe I should try a vibrator to free up my hands. Want me too?
Zillia: to?
HMFG: sure
HMFG: a big toy
Zillia: Yes. I have a ten inch vibrator with a red head and a blue shaft. Would you like me to use that one?
HMFG: yes in your ass too
HMFG: hmmm baby
HMFG: sweetie
HMFG: you so kind
HMFG: my cock is not that long honey
HMFG: you still there?
Zillia: Oh yes.
Zillia: Sorry, I was getting the toy.
HMFG: no sorry
HMFG: enjoy yourself
Zillia: Now I am sticking it into my hole, thinking of you putting it inside me.
HMFG: you have phone there?
Zillia: I am putting some anal beads inside my ass for when I orgasm. I do have a phone, but I am on the modem right now, and I am not sure if the owner wants me to give out his phone.
HMFG: just for a short ooohs and aahhs
Zillia: You are so good. I am so hungry for real living cock.
HMFG: ohhhh
HMFG: let me see fuck yourself
Zillia: I want to, but it isn't my phone.
HMFG: ok
Zillia: I am bouncing on that vibrator going up and down with my juices dripping down the jelly base.
HMFG: all the way down?
Zillia: I am riding it, desperate to ride your hot and big cock. Yes, I'm taking it all the way in.
HMFG: oh baby
Zillia: I love how it touches all of my spots.
HMFG: can i fuck your ass
Zillia: Yes.
HMFG: you must take out the anal beads
Zillia: I would love to have my ass fucked.
HMFG: you love everything dont you
Zillia: Okay... I love how the anal beads bump against my ass when I take them out.
HMFG: i love that
HMFG: specially in furds
HMFG: furs
Zillia: I love a lot of things in furs.
HMFG: lingerie in furs?
HMFG: oh baby your ass is so tight
Zillia: I get so excited in furs, especially when a guy wants me in furs. Yes I do have lingerie in fur.
Zillia: Yes.
HMFG: it hurts my cock
Zillia: I'm sorry... I will breathe in and relax.
HMFG: you want to hurt my cock
Zillia: Oh yes.
HMFG: how?
Zillia: I want your cock to hurt good. Work it into my ass and feel how tight that hole is...
Zillia: Feel it squeeze you and clamp against your skin.
HMFG: oh baby it hurts
Zillia: Feel how sensitive it makes you. You are making me sensitive too. Your cock is so huge inside my ass.
HMFG: i have to hold you tight
HMFG: feeling your furs
HMFG: biting your lip
Zillia: I want to cry becayse it feels so good. Yes, I love it when you touch the softness of my furs. Yes.
HMFG: puloing your hair
HMFG: grab the furs
Zillia: Yes pull it hard, let me be your sweet fuck toy. Yes grab me by the furs.
HMFG: you are nothing but a fuck toy
HMFG: hurt my cock
HMFG: oh baby
Zillia: Make me feel like your furry love doll. Fuck me in the ass really good. I am nothing but your sweet fuck toy. My ass squeezing aroung your cock like a vice-grip.
HMFG: cumming here babe
Zillia: Your cock hurts my ass really nice. The sensations are electric. Oh yes!
Zillia: Cum hard inside my ass.
HMFG: you cumming too?
Zillia: Explode your load in my ass. Yes!
HMFG: hmmmmmmmmm
HMFG: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
HMFG: hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
HMFG: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh baby
Zillia: It feels so good when I feel your cock grow just before... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!
Zillia: That's the stuff.
HMFG: you cumm?
HMFG: cum baby
HMFG: cum for me
Zillia: I can feel myself getting hypersensitive as my ass recovers from cumming. Yes I cam hard.
HMFG: you did love?
Zillia: My whole body is so sensitive to the slightest breeze.
Zillia: I am am trying to catch my breath.
HMFG: mine too
Zillia: Ooh.
HMFG: suck my dick and taste your ass
HMFG: hmmm
Zillia: I'll take it all the way in. I feel so good all over. I'm going to take a shower after I'm done. Thank you for the hot time.
HMFG: thank you
Zillia: I'll suck it and taste all the pussy juice and anal love. No, thank you! You made me feel great. happy.gif
HMFG: you too
HMFG: so you are going out
HMFG: i am going to bed
HMFG: after 4 here
Zillia: Yes.
Zillia: Good night.
HMFG: have fun
Zillia: I will. happy.gif
HMFG: bye
HMFG: kisses
HMFG: and licks
Zillia: bye. Kisses, hugs and licks.
HMFG: i will dream about your love holes
HMFG: bye
Zillia: Night. I will think of you.
HMFG: me too
HMFG: bye

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That was fun... Now it's time for me to port myself to over to Amsterdam for a little soiree I've wanted to attend back in the 1999, but didn't have a chance to sooner. Hee hee! Y2k rave!

I feel: high
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How to Kill Phoebe's Sex Drive - Aug 7th, 2004 6:46:35 pm EST I just got through mediating a discussion between Gem and Farmer Bob... Sigh... Things are better, but I am exhausted for playing the part of moderator.

This is not to pick on anyone. This is just a ranty rant to help me relieve some recent frustrations. Here are some ways to make me less apt to feel in a slutty mood.

Call me a Norweigan.

I am Swedish thank you very much. There are huge differences in stereotypes among the Nordic races that outsiders should be aware of. Swedes are beautiful, talented and quietly temperamental, like Abba. Norwegians are still Vikings at heart and proud of it. Danes are horrifyingly perverted so they bottle up all their true natures and smile all the time because they are high and oversexed. Finns are miserable and sad, but they take it in stride. Icelanders are insane, yet cute in a magical sort of way, just like Bjork.

NOTE: Minnesotans born in Minnesota are not real Norsemen, so don't let their self-identifications as Swedes or Norweigans fool you. Minnesotans are a category of their own, even among Americans, just like Texans, only they think they are liberal, able to eat lutefisk *Gag* and are in denial about being Americans. If you are going to make annoying comments about my nation, at least get the stereotypes right.

Shit

If you like eating shit, that's your business, but don't expect Phoebe to share in your enthusiasm. As a microbiologist, I've seen the scary things that feces can hide. No thanks. Enjoy your kinks, just don't get offended if it does nothing to me.

Forget that Phoebe is Picky

I can be a pest and a snob, please don't take it offensively, it happens. If you want to get into Phoebe's pants just be cool to her and see if you click with her. If I don't click with you right away, try to understand me. Otherwise, I might be bitchy and unfuckable. Sorry, it's the truth.
I feel: bitchy
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Cyber with a fellow furry! - Aug 6th, 2004 10:51:42 pm EST If you are not a furry, this will probably make absolutely no sense to you. If you do have an interest in the mating habits of furries, this is your chance to edify yourself. My color commentary in italics for anthropological purposes and edited for clarity and maximum sexual content.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: hi there

Zillia: Hello! (When HMFG contacts me, I am in the process of masturbating my little pussy out after reading some IB stories.)

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: you like wearing furs?

Zillia: Yes I do!

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: you have furs?

Zillia: I hand make them.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: you do?

Zillia: Nothing too professional.

Zillia: But they suit me. Furs = fursuit. I make my furs out of recycled fur (or fake fur) coats from the thrift store, or weird dead animal gifts people give me during my travels through time.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: show me He assumes I am using Y! Messenger and a webcam. All I got is lousy Trillian because FMG installed Bob’s computer and she thinks Yahoo! is evil even though she has an account.

Zillia: I usually prefer a cat persona. You want pictures?

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: you have pics?

Zillia: I don't have them online.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: sure i want them

Zillia: I am staying at a friend's place.

*snip*

Zillia: My email is phoebephrodos@yahoo.com

Zillia: happy.gif

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: hold on

Zillia: Groovy! I am going to be on the road for a couple of weeks or so, but I promise.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: you promise?

Zillia: *Snip* but if you send me an email I definitely will.

Zillia: The little headband I have on my profile I made myself.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: i bet you look gorgeous in it

Zillia: I feel totally sexy in it.

Zillia: I love looking kitty.
Hot Mystery Furry Guy: i love to see you looking kitty

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: you have bleu and redfox?

Zillia: I do not...

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: what furs do oyu have?

Zillia: I mostly have kittycat stuff I've made by had or modded from salvaged vintage coats.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: why not fox?

Zillia: I am not a pro by any means, but I feel it helps me achieve a more personal look. It's kind of a funny story... Want to read it?

*** Hot Mystery Furry Guy has added you to their contact list. You may choose to accept or deny this action.. You may also add this user to your contact list or ignore this user.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: i added you

*** You have been successfully added to Hot Mystery Furry Guy's contact list.

Zillia: I added you as well.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: kiss

Zillia: This is explaining about me... It may offend or it may be happy. I just explained to some about my fetish deal:
Zillia: http://indecentblogging.com/blog.php?id=2686

Zillia: If it bugs you, I won't be offended. I would rather be honest.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: you like sex in furs?

Zillia: *Blush* I can't have sex without fur... even if it is a small bit of it.

Zillia: I don't feel right.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: right answer

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: :-*

Zillia: I know that puts off a lot of people. happy.gif I feel happier!

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: i would like seeing you in furs with nothing underneath

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: turns me on so much

Zillia: That really turns me on you feel that way, because I love to be naked when I am wearing a full suit.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: hmmmm baby

Zillia: I especially like it when I am freshly waxed, and my skin is especially sensitive to the sensations of my outfit.

Zillia: I take it you like wearing furs too during sex, huh...

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: if you want me to sure

Zillia: Whatever you prefer... I am just amazed that you are cool with the idea.

Zillia: A lot of furs get kind of testy if you even suggest that.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: would love to eat you you wearing a very long bleufox

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: oh baby

Zillia: But, I just can't help getting turned on when I look cute, if you know what I mean. It might be fun to try something new. I love that.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: really have to go, but you like me to see me cum?

Zillia: Yes!

Zillia: I am so wet right now!

Zillia: I am going to fingerfuck my pussy like crazy!

Zillia: I am just so amazed to have met someone who likes the idea of doing it in furs. Ooh!

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: you see me?

Zillia: Trying to figure out this cam thing...

Zillia: Rrrr... stupid dial up.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: cant hold it any longer

Zillia: I am so horny. Cum for me!

Zillia: Oh God!

Zillia: I want to cum too!

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: cum for me baby

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: while i eat your pussy in furs

Zillia: Oh God... my pussy is getting tighter and wetter.

Zillia: I can imagine you doing that to me.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: um sweet

Zillia: Shit! I love how your tongue feels inside me.

Zillia: Oh man... I feel like I'm going crazy!

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: hmmm

Zillia: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: cum for me love

Zillia: Ow... my back is arching, my toes are curling...

Zillia: FUCK YEAH!

Zillia: ohhhh...

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: hmmm

Zillia: I came... happy.gif

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: me too

Zillia: Email me okay, and I will send you a fur pic when I get back home, okay?

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: :-*

Zillia: *Hugs*

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: i will , now i sure will

Zillia: You are a sweetie.

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: hugs too

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: you taste nice

Zillia: *Cuddle, cuddle*

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: have to go now

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: and cuddle back

Zillia: Thank you... you will rewarded amply next time we meet.

Zillia: Take care! happy.gif

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: same to you love

Hot Mystery Furry Guy: kisses

*Clip*

Thank you for tuning in to Mutual of Omaha the Cat Dancer’s Wild Kingdom. There will be a quiz after class.
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I feel: animalized and kitty
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