| Diary of a Madwoman - Mrs. 'Crow's Blog of Evil |
I've been very bad...I haven't updated the blog properly. Thankfully the site has not been neglected. The proof is in the pudding or pud art, as the case may be. The FTP server is touchy, so the free site is semi-down.Here's a summary of what's been going on from elsewhere:
This art model with absolutely amazing green eyes who kindly posed nude for some photo work I did. He did it for dinner and free comics. My spousal unit opened his mouth inappropriately as he usually does whenever there's a naked person in our home. (Names obscured to protect the guilty.) (Spousal Unit nonchalantly walks into the work area.) The model: That must be your husband. Spousal Unit: (Staring at The Model's back with a bemused look.) You have a star on your ass. What did you do, win a prize for having a nice butt? The model: (Shocked.) What? Me: (Indignant.) That's a pentagram on his tail bone. Spousal Unit: It's a star on his non-pimply collegiate butt. He's a star-butt. The model: (Laughing, he huddles into a ball embarassed.) Jesus Christ! Me: ----! Do you want me never to have figure models in the house again? Spousal Unit: No, no, no... I'm not being rude, I'm just saying that he has a star-butt. What's wrong with a star-butt? Me: (Furious) What's the big deal with having a star-butt! ------- has a pentacle on her tailbone. Spousal Unit: (Perversely) I know! And she definitely earned a star for her butt. Me: (Embarassed and Furious) ---- YOU ARE A FUCKING JERK! Go wash dishes. The model: (Laughing his ass off.) Thank you. I happen to have a very fine star-butt. Spousal Unit: (Proudly) Yes you do! The model: (Stops laughing and goes deadpan.) Want to ride a star? Spousal Unit: (Blushes brightly and goes to wash dishes.) O-KAY! Me: Did I mention that The model is a bisexual star-butt? Spousal Unit: (Washing dishes and singing.) I'm not listening... The model: (Laughing) Your husband is cute. Me: (Annoyed) He's something alright. The model: Hey ----, do you have a star-butt? Spousal Unit: (Still washing dishes.) I'm NOT listening. The model: He does have a star-butt, doesn't he. Me: (Pissed and getting back to shooting.) He's a star BUTT alright. Spousal Unit: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! The model: (The model is still laughing.) Man, this was definitely worth driving to ---- for. Me: All males in the house... FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU HARD! The model: Is that an offer? Spousal Unit: (Still washing dishes) NO! The model: Awww... The moral of the story: Never tease an art model. They will make you pay for your folly. On that note, here's a kickbutt video by Bishop Zero featuring three of my favorite things in the world: Dr. Who, Pet Shop Boys and dominance/submission a literary theme. Enjoy! 11:47 PM - Friday, June 1, 2007 - post comment
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